winning her over (cheesy and/or insulting pickup lines)

Standard

“i’m gonna need to carry my emergency inhaler around, so that when we kiss i can still breath”
“hey sexy, how you doing?”
“hey baby, i need you to move that purse out da’ way, i can’t see the goods”
“see you later tonight, when i can hold you tight”
“oh snap, with you it’s all about that bass!”

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